The Terror-Rama Dome theater in Hollywood is showing the Psych-Funded HBO film Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief.
“Captain David Miscavige has ordered all 1,200,000,000 Scientologists in the Los Angeles area to call the Terror-Rama Dome 500-1000x each to repeatedly complain about this hateful and bigoted attack upon Scientology’s heavily-copyrighted $360,000 plan of salvation,” said Scientology spokesman Ken Delusion.
“What we really want,” Delusion emphasized, “is to have OSA collect up all copies of the book and the film Going Clear and then burn all of them in a giant bonfire at midnight on the grounds of Celebrity Centre International as Scientologists dance around in the nude and cackle manically.”
“We in the Church of Scientology truly hate all of these degraded homo sap wogs out there who think ‘freedom of speech’ is the freedom to attack our multibillion dollar religion-like transnational business. We in the Church of Scientology are very bitter and therefore Captain Miscavige has issued an Imperial Ecclesiastical Decree.”
— Imperial Ecclesiastical Decree from Captain David Miscavige —
“Hear my words ye peoples of Earth and tremble!”
“HBO is hereby ordered to cease its suppressive activities and turn over all copies of Going Clear to Scientology officials.”
“Additionally, the peoples of Earth are ordered to cease their attacks upon the Church of Scientology or face the dire consequences of great judgment!”
Categories: OTVIIIisGrrr8!
OTVIIIisGrrr8! 
Re: “… as Scientologists [burn copies of Wright’s Going Clearat CCI] dance around in the nude and cackle manically.”
Count me in!
Can I bring Marc Yager and Dave Bloomberg?
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Scientology’s “Bonfire of the Vanities” wherein we burn all copies of Going Clear is a mandatory COB event, so yes bring Marc and Dave. COB himself will be in his official gold lame COB thong so as to preserve modesty. However, his almost nude corporeal form will be covered in the “Blood of Psychs”, actually theatrical blood made from corn syrup.
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If the Jive Aces perform at this event, how will we know it’s really them without their fashionable yellow suits? Can they even perform without them?
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Shut up! So now we’ll all get a chance to see what a “BIG” being COB is, right?
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Obviously, since both of the planet’s big beings are under 5 foot 6 inches YOU CANNOT BE “TALL” AND BE A “BIG BEING.” Just sayin’…
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COB is a big being being big and being the biggest being among the tiny handful of big beings in Bulgravia.
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I am starting a religion that worships psychs. We are going to sue the IRS to make them revoke the tax exemptions you get, defame you. You cannot sue us for defamation because we are a religion.
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Too funny! On the floor!
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